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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Useless add-ons.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Bicycle sat nav.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

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'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Desert wifi

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'