Gear-loving Storyteller Pillows

Autobiographies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Dawing your Cellphone

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Useless add-ons.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Bicycle sat nav.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Desert wifi