Gadget-loving Storyteller Pillows

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

Mac OS 20

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'The stuka brought you.'

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

CIA Espionage

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Woman finds something in her soup.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

Robot Humor

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

Who is the fairest of them all?

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

"All that's left is to monetize it."