Gadget-loving Storyteller Prints

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'The stuka brought you.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

CIA Espionage

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

Robot Humor

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

Who is the fairest of them all?

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"All that's left is to monetize it."