Loves Technological Gadgets Prints

"Stop moving, you fool!"

Mac OS 20

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Emoticons and human relationships.

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

Sugar Machine

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

Scales

'Now, if everyone will take out their cell phones, the bride and groom will now text their vows.'

Data Stick Dreads

"How did we do?"

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Dronin'

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!