Gadget Lover With A Twist Prints

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Mac OS 20

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Useless add-ons.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

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'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'