Gear-loving Athlete Pillows

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Deregulated Baseball

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Chav a Merry Christmas

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Inactive wear

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

'They're for a friend.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'I play a lot of sports.'

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