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"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

Plant Lady

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Justice 4 Ron

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Nick Cave.

'I'm with the band.'

Canada Goose

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

ABBA

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

Team Bass