Gazelle Groupie Mugs

"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

Plant Lady

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Justice 4 Ron

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Canada Goose

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'I'm with the band.'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Team Bass

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."