Gatorade Experimenter Gifts

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Before/After

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

The Inexperienced Cook

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

I'm color blind, please help.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"...You've only invented a flavour that consists entirely of adjectives."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

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