Deodorant Experimenter Gifts

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

The Inexperienced Cook

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Cheese Secret

A consumer guide to cheese.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Crazy Scientist

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

"I scream!" "You scream!" "We all scream for..." "Salt!!"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"Pew researchers!"

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going

Acme Deodorant.

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

The less popular burning tongue festival

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'