Deodorant Experimenter Prints

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

The Inexperienced Cook

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Cheese Secret

A consumer guide to cheese.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Crazy Scientist

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

"I scream!" "You scream!" "We all scream for..." "Salt!!"

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

Acme Deodorant.

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

The less popular burning tongue festival

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."