Deodorant Enthusiast Prints

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Cheese Secret

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'