Odor Aficionados Prints

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Men's fragrances...

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Aromatherapy for Men

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Cheese Secret

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"