Odor Aficionados Prints

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Men's fragrances...

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Cheese Secret

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.