Garden Sneaker T-Shirts

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Secretive Weigh In.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Garden Sudoku

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Sloth on a hammock.

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

Snail Shoes

'Which is the deep end?'

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'