Garden Sneaker Gifts

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Secretive Weigh In.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Garden Sudoku

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

".. Did you by any chance notice a Gallstone pop over in this direction?"

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

Sloth on a hammock.

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Snail Shoes

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

'Which is the deep end?'