Garden Landscape Comic Gifts

Topiary: helping nature look her best

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

'Look what my son gave me!'

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'