Garden Landscape Comic Gifts

Topiary: helping nature look her best

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Better Gnomes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"Here is your new planet."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

Crazy paving company.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

Trump Chia Pet

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'