Garden Greenhorn Gifts

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Show and Tell.

I want to talk about the environment...

"You look like you could use a hug."

It's the biofuel generation.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The Authentic Christmas.

The oil trap.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard