Green Thumbed Gardener Gifts

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

Prize vegetables.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Greenfingers.

The Music Seed

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Gardener

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'