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'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Champagne

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

The Perfect Garden.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Crazy paving company.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

String Quartet

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Venus Fly Trap

Give Chlorophyll.