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"Nothing, mom. We're just hanging out."

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'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"She's had a lot of work done."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Gardener of the Year.

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

The Acrobat/Musician

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Gastro Gnomes

Hedge trimming.

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Enjoying The Garden.

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Unwanted Guests

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

I Love Topiary

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

Gardener doing the limbo

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.