Garden Gymnast T-Shirts

"Nothing, mom. We're just hanging out."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Gardener of the Year.

Parkour for the over-40s.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

The Acrobat/Musician

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

Gastro Gnomes

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Hedge trimming.

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Enjoying The Garden.

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Unwanted Guests

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

I Love Topiary

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

Gardener doing the limbo