Garden Glamourist T-Shirts

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Botany Baby!

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Nature Lovers

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Game time.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Victorian Garden Romance