Garden Glamourist T-Shirts

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Taking it easy

Botany Baby!

Mantis Love

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Nature Lovers

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

A gap between the solar panels

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Victorian Garden Romance

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Crazy paving company.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

God builds the first lawn mower.