Garden Duelists Gifts

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Dead House Plant

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Garden Pest Solutions

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

The New Greek Crisis

"Don't even think about it!"

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

HELL'S TILLERS.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

This had the potential to get really nasty...

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

'Howitzers at dawn.'

'Toupee !!'

Redundant Weapon

Poets Arguing

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

'GET OFF MY LAWN!'