Garbage Whisperer Pillows

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Award Winning Gardener

His New Grillfriend

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Beware of the Lawn

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"You're on mute."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'