Garbage Day Celebrators Gifts

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

recycling

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

We're polishing our brand.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"An entire planet?! 135 TV channels are still not enough??!!"

"Was it something I said?"

Smiley Trash.

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

Clean the world.

"I love this job!"

"It's deliciously trashy."

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'Gesundheit!'

Talkin' Trash

Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'

"Never bring a recyclable plastic bottle to a broken glass bottle fight!"

Plane writing; 'Happy Garbage Day'. Garbage man says 'Three days after I dumped her, she won the lottery.'

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

'About the head scarf: This is a place of business. Might want to tone it down.'

"Do you ever hate yourself?"

'The 'Bin-men' are pretty good here.They take away almost anything you don't want!'