Garbage Day Celebrators Prints

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

recycling

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

We're polishing our brand.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"An entire planet?! 135 TV channels are still not enough??!!"

"Was it something I said?"

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

Clean the world.

Smiley Trash.

"It's deliciously trashy."

"I love this job!"

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

Talkin' Trash

'Gesundheit!'

Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'

"Never bring a recyclable plastic bottle to a broken glass bottle fight!"

Plane writing; 'Happy Garbage Day'. Garbage man says 'Three days after I dumped her, she won the lottery.'

'About the head scarf: This is a place of business. Might want to tone it down.'

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

"Do you ever hate yourself?"