Garage Jester Gifts

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'We've found the problem...'

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

The herd of hearing.

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

Watering a plant in the rain.

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."

Birdhouse Garage

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Where's the covid?

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

Santa playing golf.

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

Man cutting grass.

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'GIT!!!'

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

Running with scissors

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

'Being poor has it's advantages. . . like your car keys are never in your other pants.'

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."