Garage Jester Pillows

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'We've found the problem...'

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

The herd of hearing.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

Watering a plant in the rain.

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."

Birdhouse Garage

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Where's the covid?

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Santa playing golf.

Man cutting grass.

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

'GIT!!!'

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

Running with scissors

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."