Gangster Theme T-Shirts

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mobsters at the Beach

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Mario's Family Portraits.

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'