Gangster Theme Gifts

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Mobsters at the Beach

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"