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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Max Weber

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Baxter finally gets a life

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

Truth

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

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That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.