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'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Creator's Remorse

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

Thomas Aquinas

'That's it?'