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'Someday, son, all of this will be yours.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

A sure sign of rain

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Arabian Nights.

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

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If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"But wait, there's more."

Magus

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

"Look - an urban legend."

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

What a pity!

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

'Godfather, Clemenza here feels that, if you ran for president, we might stand a chance of killing people legally,'

"One day all this will be yours."

Krampus

Lake monster? No, I'm just taking a bath!

Pirates playing pegsie.

Now Playing: Attack of the 50ft. Ruler.

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."