Gandhi Jayanti Gifts

Mahatma Gandhi

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Now it fits.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Running

"Relax. They're just crows."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Bike Rides

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Clown watering his flowers.

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Watering a plant in the rain.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

'Say when.'

Meditating on Cacti

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

Planting Joy

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

God bless our grow house.

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.