Gaming Couch Potato Pillows

'You're right, it is too nice outside to play inside. Could you help me carry the TV and PlayStation out to the deck?'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I see a couch."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"There's the remote!"

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Football Fan.

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

'We added on to the couch.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Aflac Fan and Matlock Fan Argue

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

Roll Playing Game

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Hibernation's over, Liam, football's started again!"

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

Runner thinking about sleeping.

"That's all very disconcerting, but at least you're allowed on the couch."

'I think I'd like golf more if they had cheerleaders.'

'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'

"There was nothing on so I'm seeing if there's anything off."

I love my TV.

Man and TV have both fallen asleep

"He's a herding dog, but he also things this party is really boring."