Dedicated Couch Potato Pillows

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Couch Potatoes

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"I see a couch."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

I got a throw blanket and a throw pillow to accent my throw cat and throw husband.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'