Game Day Couch Potato Pillows

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"I see a couch."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"There's the remote!"

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

I love thunderstorms!

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

You're only as old as you feel!

Football Fan.

'We added on to the couch.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'Donna, I think the dog wants in!'

'The following football game contains moments of strategic planning followed by bursts of violence...'

'No, I haven't told them the telly's gone yet!'

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'