Game Day Couch Potato Prints

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I see a couch."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

We never fly anywhere anymore.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

I love thunderstorms!

"There's the remote!"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

I got a throw blanket and a throw pillow to accent my throw cat and throw husband.

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

Football Fan.

You're only as old as you feel!

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

'We added on to the couch.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'The following football game contains moments of strategic planning followed by bursts of violence...'

'Donna, I think the dog wants in!'

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

'No, I haven't told them the telly's gone yet!'