Gametastic Adventurer Gifts

Don Quixote Video Game

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Breakthrough

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

i-teddy

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'