Gamer Bot Pillows

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Guac-A-Mole"

The October 31 Committee

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."