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Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Football supporters.