Game Of Thrones T-Shirts

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Uneasy Rider

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Road Buddies

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

The successful rubbernecker...