Game Night Maven Gifts

"I still don't understand this social networking stuff... Are you sure we're supposed to follow each other on Twister?!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Muscles

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Gesundheit.'

Bingo night.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

So Far So Good

Playing cards.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Arthur, I need my space."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."