Game Interrupter Gifts

"Insurance, anyone?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Marco ..."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

One way only.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Spot the fur ball.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Coconut shy...

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

What If?

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

"Pawn to King Four."

"Tag, you're it!"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Marco Polo in the Wild

Football coaches get up to mischief

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

Colour Version: Leapfrog on Hunchback

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

Spoonfest