Game Interrupter Pillows

"Insurance, anyone?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Marco ..."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

One way only.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Coconut shy...

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"Tag, you're it!"

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Football coaches get up to mischief

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

Marco Polo in the Wild

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

Spoonfest

Colour Version: Leapfrog on Hunchback

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

A man exits his house to a clapboard.