Traditionalist Interrupter Pillows

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Ruddy bloggers!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'