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"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

The perfectionist.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Private Viewing

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"He's left out the staples"

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Free Artist with Each Purchase

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Those old guys really had it!"

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

Cat art exhibition.

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'It's an organic still life.'