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"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

The perfectionist.

Art follower commenting on her husbands location at the toilets

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Venus

Culture Saturday

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mr. Right!"

Use your imagination.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Misunderstood artist

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

bird interprets modern art

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'I could do that.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll