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"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

The perfectionist.

Art follower commenting on her husbands location at the toilets

Cleaner sweeping up artwork in gallery.

Tate Modern

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Use your imagination.

"Mr. Right!"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

What's an Imax cave?

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Klimt Kiss Phones

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Origami Society...

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."