Gallery Goer In Stripes T-Shirts

Exhibition for Prisoners

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

bird interprets modern art

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Projectile painting.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Art Gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!