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Exhibition for Prisoners

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Projectile painting.'

bird interprets modern art

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Children's Art Show.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

I painted them all from memory.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

I love Museum Shops

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Art Gallery.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"