Galactic Job Hunter Pillows

"Have you travelled far?"

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Help wanted. Various positions available.

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Have you got a resume?'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Now hiring.

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"Earthlings."

"Any other strengths?"